Wreck The Guardian
DOMolition turns the The Guardian website at theguardian.com into a free browser game. The page becomes a destructible pixel-art level you can collapse, brick-break or defend against its own trackers, in nine arcade modes. No download, no sign-up, and nothing on the real site is touched.
“Latest news, sport and opinion from the Guardian”
🪦 R.I.P. theguardian.com, 2026. Its last words: “The Trump administration obeyed.” It is survived by 10 trackers, who are still watching.WRECK IT NOW
NINE WAYS TO WRECK THE GUARDIAN
Pull the plug. Watch the page collapse into a heap.
Brick-breaker. Text cracks, images resist, links drop power-ups.
A sticky glob that grows from letters to words to images to the navbar. 2 minutes.
Eat paragraphs. Grow from Kilobyte to Terabyte. Buttons shoot back; popups are bosses.
Two URLs. Two fortresses. One survives. Artillery with wind, vs CPU or a friend.
Tower defense. Bugs (and the page's own trackers) march from header to footer. Text blocks become turrets.
A boss rush through cookie walls. Fleeing buttons, self-flipping toggles, 800 partners. Reject them all, fast.
Football up the page. Swipe to curl the ball through the text, past the CTA keeper, into the logo.
Fly a lander from the footer to orbit. Land on the site's buttons to refuel; the exhaust burns the page.
BLOAT REPORT
- 5,529 DOM nodes detected
- 7.6 MB of page weight
- 17 third-party hosts
- 10 trackers caught
LEADERBOARDS
SITE WARS
Pit theguardian.com against another website. Two fortresses, one survives.
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DOMolition plays with a pixelated snapshot and is not affiliated with theguardian.com. Site owner? Opt out.